It’s time for a Christmas classic that most people have never heard of.
Things we learned:
1) Bondage elves make EVERYTHING better
2) “Yes, Virginia, there is a vampiric Santa Claus”
3) A kung fu fight between Santa and the tooth fairy may just be the most awesome thing to come to action sequences in b-movies.
4) Ninja Nuns … Oh yes, Ninja Nuns
5) WAY too many Christmas puns exist in this world. I think we have a nervous twitch now.
MOVIE IN A SENTENCE OR LESS: “Don’t you merry MY Christmas!”