MOVIE REVIEW: VAMPIRE WHORES FROM OUTER SPACE

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We watched a little slice of special.

VAMPIRE

What we learned:
1) Yes, this movie actually exists
2) Alien vampires landing in West Virginia should NOT be a pick-up line
3) Rednecks should never EVER dance
4) The fate of the world should NEVER be decided by an Alien Pimp / Vampire Whore dance off with rednecks and idiots

Movie in a sentence or less: I know what you’re thinking, but this is NOT a porn.

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