We watched a little slice of special.
What we learned:
1) Yes, this movie actually exists
2) Alien vampires landing in West Virginia should NOT be a pick-up line
3) Rednecks should never EVER dance
4) The fate of the world should NEVER be decided by an Alien Pimp / Vampire Whore dance off with rednecks and idiots
Movie in a sentence or less: I know what you’re thinking, but this is NOT a porn.