What We Learned:
1. You really can find just about anything on an 8-pack of horror movies
2. This is actually a movie. It wasn’t a joke after all.
3. It is possible to fit every cop movie trope EVER into a single movie … into a single character.
4. When facing off with chupacabras, always remember to wear your sports cup. Trust us on this one.
5. Chupacabras are inexplicably drawn to crotches. (see number 4)
6. Secret passagse are impossible to find … until the main character needs to find it. Even when that secret passageway leads out into the main parking lot and is complete with a cellar door type opening. Seriously, no one EVER noticed that???
7. Wow, the Taco Bell Chihuahua has really let itself go.
MOVIE IN A SENTENCE OR LESS: When rabies ravages San Antonio’s chupacabra population, it takes Erik Estrada to save the world … and burn down a historical landmark.
BEST WORD OF THE EVENING: Chupacalypse
Click HERE for the trailer.