MOVIE REVIEW: NINJA HUNTER

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Ninja

 Things we learned:

1) Eyebrows!

2) Ninjas whose special power is to just turn into large rugs (not kidding) are absolutely USELESS.

3) “Your slappings arouse me!”

4) Telekinetic “strip” scenes are just … awkward.

5) Training montages we’ve seen.  Training index fingers to perfect the “finger jab” technique by poking clay pots and watermelons?  Now, we have.

6) “Shut-up, egg-head!”

MOVIE IN A SENTENCE OR LESS:  We really have to stop certain friends from picking what movies we watch.

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