Things we learned:
2) Ninjas whose special power is to just turn into large rugs (not kidding) are absolutely USELESS.
3) “Your slappings arouse me!”
4) Telekinetic “strip” scenes are just … awkward.
5) Training montages we’ve seen. Training index fingers to perfect the “finger jab” technique by poking clay pots and watermelons? Now, we have.
6) “Shut-up, egg-head!”
MOVIE IN A SENTENCE OR LESS: We really have to stop certain friends from picking what movies we watch.