Category Archives: Funny Things Kids Say

A little bit o’ chocolate …

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My seven-year-old and I were looking in the fridge for a chocolate bar that we couldn’t find.

Me: “Hmmm, Nathan, if you were a chocolate bar where would you be?”

My son: “In my hand.”

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MORE WISDOM FROM A SIX-YEAR-OLD

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“This is my fun side,” my son said, pointing to the left half of his face.  And then after pointing to his right, he says, “And this is my bad side.”

Um, I’m noticing he’s not saying anything about a “good” side.

MORE TALES FROM A WEEK OF SNOW DAYS

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The kids are fussing at one another.  They’ve graduated from, “Stop looking at me!” to “You’re on my half of the couch!” to “Hey!  Stop breathing my air!”

Ah, siblings.

MY SIX-YEAR-OLD

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It’s been freezing lately. My son curled up in a blanket, pulling it up over his shoulders and then says, “Mom, help! I’m only a head!”