Tag Archives: Family

My Six-Year-Old

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Nathan: “Mom, how many years until my birthday?”
Me: “Um, you have one every year.”
Nathan: “WHAT?!?!”

KID QUOTE OF THE DAY

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“It smells like burnt pool water in here.”

Parenting

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I have had to say many things as a parent that I never thought I’d have to say (“Hey, stop licking the mini-van”). But I think I need to start a new list of “Questions I never thought I’d have to answer”.

Today, my twelve-year-old called from the other room, “Which hurts more–a cattle prod or a taser?”

Questions that immediately popped into MY mind:
1) Why do you need to know?
2) Why do you think I would know?
3) Where is your little brother? …