A little bit o’ chocolate …

My seven-year-old and I were looking in the fridge for a chocolate bar that we couldn’t find.

Me: “Hmmm, Nathan, if you were a chocolate bar where would you be?”

My son: “In my hand.”

I LOVE MY KIDS

My 10-year-old came in from weighing herself in the bathroom. With a big grin on her face, she announced that she was 66.6 pounds and then added, “Wow, my weight is the mark of the beast.”

My 13-year-old

My 13-year-old to me about her younger sister, “Mom, Nat’s room has a doll infestation!”

Can we spray for those?

MORE WISDOM FROM A SIX-YEAR-OLD

“This is my fun side,” my son said, pointing to the left half of his face.  And then after pointing to his right, he says, “And this is my bad side.”

Um, I’m noticing he’s not saying anything about a “good” side.

SNOW … (Yet another episode from “Snowed in with the Kids”

Yes.  More snow.

And the kids found the Uno deck …

My Six-Year-Old

Nathan: “Mom, how many years until my birthday?”
Me: “Um, you have one every year.”
Nathan: “WHAT?!?!”

MY SIX-YEAR-OLD

It’s been freezing lately. My son curled up in a blanket, pulling it up over his shoulders and then says, “Mom, help! I’m only a head!”

Mom-Fail

My youngest son took a shower last night, right before bed.  He woke up looking like Rod Stewart.

“If you think I’m … sleepy …”

… time for a little reflection …

My daughters decided to teach my six-year-old to meditate.

From the side room, I heard “Ohm! Ohm! Ohm!”

I don’t think the six-year-old quite got it.  Because I also heard, “Gnome! Gnome! Gnome!”

KID QUOTE OF THE DAY

“It smells like burnt pool water in here.”