Tag Archives: Funny Stories

A little bit o’ chocolate …

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My seven-year-old and I were looking in the fridge for a chocolate bar that we couldn’t find.

Me: “Hmmm, Nathan, if you were a chocolate bar where would you be?”

My son: “In my hand.”

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“Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat …”

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Mailed something the other day. Well, attempted to mail off a package and ended up taped to the counter with a whole line of people behind me. The mail lady had to help get me lose. It’s a good thing I have a sense of humor.

Please tell me this happens to other people. It’s okay to lie.