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A little bit o’ chocolate …

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My seven-year-old and I were looking in the fridge for a chocolate bar that we couldn’t find.

Me: “Hmmm, Nathan, if you were a chocolate bar where would you be?”

My son: “In my hand.”

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I LOVE MY KIDS

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My 10-year-old came in from weighing herself in the bathroom. With a big grin on her face, she announced that she was 66.6 pounds and then added, “Wow, my weight is the mark of the beast.”

MORE WISDOM FROM A SIX-YEAR-OLD

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“This is my fun side,” my son said, pointing to the left half of his face.  And then after pointing to his right, he says, “And this is my bad side.”

Um, I’m noticing he’s not saying anything about a “good” side.

THOUGHTS OF A SIX-YEAR-OLD

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My six-year-old: “Mom, how come you have parents when you and Dad already are parents?”
Me: “Well, we were your age once. And parents are still parents, even after their kids grow up.” And then I started to go into how he also had aunts and uncles. And cousins.
Nathan just shakes his head. “Mom, you’re really starting to freak me out.”

MOMS AND DRAGONS

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I was playing pretend with the kids. There were knights and queens and dragons.
We were all getting into it. Suddenly, my oldest looks up and says, “We need a princess.”

In the spirit of things, I jump in and say, “I’ll be the princess.”

My daughter looks at me and shakes her head. “You? Really? … Come on, Mom, you’re not fooling anyone.”

EXPLODING KOOL-AID BOTTLE OF DOOM

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My six-year-old wanted to put a pouch of Kool-aid mix in a bottle of flavored water. He asked my husband what would happen.

Straight-faced, my husband said, “It’ll explode.”

My son laughed nervously, but I swear he’s still looking at that bottle funny.